Seriously. This is the very blackest of notebooks. It has a glossy top and totally pared down controls. The one light it has is blue. Gorgeous dedicated NVIDIA graphics. It’s just being phased out for the red striped model so get in there quick. Samsung NP-R70A007/SUK 15.4″ Widescreen Notebook PC.

Alas, the gothchick is not included. Vollers Full Length Silk Satin Skirt with Train.

Ex-Store Luxury Silk Camisole. But now only a size 10 left

Don’t lie. Don’t tell me you don’t think this is cool.
2GB Black Brick USB Flash Memory Drive.