The Deluxe Transitive Vampire: The Ultimate Handbook of Grammar for the Innocent, the Eager and the Doomed

The first edition of this series marked the turningpoint of a new burst of creativity and confidence in US gothdom. The perfect gift for a young student, Karen Elizabeth Gordon‘s classic steamfemme adventure of American English is available quite cheaply if you comb through the secondhand suppliers. There’s also a new edition coming out in the Spring